Nikolai Krestinsky, an immigrant from Soviet Russia came to our great country to be famous and rich like a czar.  He was encouraged by his brother Mikhail to go to America to experience the women and perhaps ask Sarah Palin for bear hunting tips.  Mr Krstinsky will one day be the greatest man in the country and make his hometown of Petropavlovsk very proud.  Nikolai just recently became a very popular Amazon book reviewer and one step closer to being a rich czar!  Read Nikolai's reviews for English Grammar For Dummies and Betty Crocker's Picture Cookbook. 

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